henny-youngman

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A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
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When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
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If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
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My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
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You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
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What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
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She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
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I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
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