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If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
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That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
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You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.
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My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
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My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.
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