jay-london

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I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.
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A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
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Do you know it was a year a ago today?
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You know what burns me? Matches.
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I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.
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I saw a stationery store move.
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I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough.
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I was born nine months premature.
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My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.
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People read me but they don't subscribe.
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