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We're just moving along as quick as possible.
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The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.
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If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.
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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
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If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.
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I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person.
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People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.
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I'll keep doing it until I die or the audiences die.
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The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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