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I haven't been abroad in so long that I almost speak English without an accent now.
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Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
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Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
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I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.
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There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
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In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.
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The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon.
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The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
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An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.
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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
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