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streets flooded. please advise
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Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.
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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
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Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.
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If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from.
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The freelance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
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We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
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Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
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I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.
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