tim-vine

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For one thing, I don't pun excessively in real life.
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I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.
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So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
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So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'
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I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past. It was a bit choppy.
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Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and a couple of seconds.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.
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I love acting, but it's all just a bonus.
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Black beauty - he's a dark horse.
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So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'
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