My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

我丈夫和我要么买条狗，要么生个孩子。我们无法决定是毁掉我们的地毯还是毁掉我们的生活。

-- Rita Rudner 丽塔拉德娜