I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.

I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.

我不是来影响你的政治或社会的。我是来逗你笑的。我用新闻作为我笑话的调色板。

-- Stephen Colbert 斯蒂芬科尔伯特