stephen-colbert

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So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.
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The summer movies are coming out. My advice: just stay home and burn a good book.
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There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.
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Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.
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I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions.
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I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin.
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I've been accused of being unambitious, but what I do takes up every minute. I'm executive producer, I'm a writer and the host.
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Shamelessness is a wonderful part of the character.
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All I can do is today and tomorrow and have some idea of what we're doing next week. That's all I can worry about.
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I can't prove it, but I can say it.
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