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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
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If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.
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A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.
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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
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I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.
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I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it.
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My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
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There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.
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Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
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They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.
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