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We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
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To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."
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I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.
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I just love dogs, and there really is no better companion than an animal.
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I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.
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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
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Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before.
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