stephen-colbert

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I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.
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I'm a huge news junkie. I love what the news does.
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I love making observations. That one is a classic example.
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I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry.
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A new study shows that having a severe phobia can hasten aging. But what if my greatest fear IS aging?!?
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Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy.
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Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?
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I deliver my Truth hot and hard.
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Summer movie idea: take all the sequels that are out right now, and make movies about their back stories.
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I don't like books, they're all fact, no heart.
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